This is an excerpt of a text conversation I had with a friend of mine. To some degree, it shows the various angles one can take on a similar premise.
And just to be clear, I am not getting the gigs left and right. Although I wish I was. Maybe people will this small interaction, recognize the genius in my Oscar Wilde-like wit and offer me my own Netflix special. Or maybe I'll just revolution the waxing industry's appointment tracking system to the benefit of our environment.